Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:
“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”
“who?”
“…..them.”
Oh.
I AM CRYING
I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”
Now I get it
It’s a horror movie
People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god
First the bizarre happenings start:
someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes
another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches
people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning
people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects
a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes
then their god turns sadistic
pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings
doors vanish just as a house fire begins
an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on
a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside
and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician
the horror has begun
This sounds like a Supernatural episode with Gabriel as the culprit.
STAIRS
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STAGE
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STAD
STADI
STADIU
STADIUM
STADIUMS
moustache-flavoured-lubricant:
“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”
I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN
Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.
WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY
#win
i already reblogged this but i just realized it had a half naked Zack Effron in the background
HEADMASTER ZEFRON
Is that a sexily posed Lucius Malfoy I see there?
am i the only one laughing at the picture of a nose
perfection
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when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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yahoo doesnt care about larry and management doesnt own yahoo stop making up shit i guarantee that yahoo didnt buy tumblr to shut down larry evidence blogs jfc i worry about some of you when you have to live in the real world